Weird.
Wednesday, Feb. 26, 2003, 5:28 p.m.

I went into the now-infamous bathroom and there were skid marks on the toilet. No, I'm not talking skid marks as in the kind you find in a 4 year old's underwear because he didn't wipe well enough. I'm talking the gym floor after basketball practice skid marks. A black streak of rubber across the side of the toilet seat.

How on earth does something like that happen? I mean, it takes some serious effort to create skid marks from the bottom of a shoe. Who puts their feet up on the side of a toilet seat and puts enough pressure on it to leave a skid mark???

I shudder to think where that shoe has been. I don't want my butt touching that! (Don't even talk to me about other people's butts being on the toilet seat. I prefer not to think about that. It's an unavoidable occurrence as I am not of the squatting persuasion and I know those thin paper tissues do nothing. I put them down, don't get me wrong, but seriously, I don't think they make any difference at all.)

Back to the point, what kind of person puts their dirty shoes up on the toilet seat and leaves a skid mark?

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